Amber's War Journal

Smacked a lot of sloths. They're everywhere, and it's getting really annoying.

There are too many sloths. I don't think we'll be able to defeat them. Then again, Evergreen is an animus.

Trying to calculate the sloth casualties. So far, I just have this:

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Otherwise known as a huge mess of numbers.

We lost two of the forts to the sloths, but claimed one of theirs.

I've heard rumors of a new threat. Don't know what it could be, but I hope it's not going to be too bad. I've got enough on my plate with all these sloths getting everywhere.

Evergreen, Pine, and the hognose army are making the calculations EVEN MORE DIFFICULT. It's getting quite annoying. Hopefully we'll be able to recapture the forts that the sloths took. One of them is relatively close to the city, and I don't want either of my sisters to get hurt or sloth-ified.

Still worried for Flora and Audrey, even though the city is being evacuated. If they get sloth-ified and the Carmy finds them... It won't be good.

The mess of numbers has grown, thanks to more sloths being killed. Fun.

(31910980000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000120000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000900000100006999999999+99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999900000000000+99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999+9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999990000000000000000+100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000099999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999990000+128232193781293713162347621871643761821244614343414069930580311044) x8/5 +1092929393882919191010029292928388283829293911+19827363636272829000

I'm a little bit mad about the fact that the sloths keep appearing, because when they appear, they get killed, and then I have an even MORE complicated tangle of numbers.

Heard more rumors about that new threat. Some people are saying that it's a sort of car? Not sure how that's bad. Then again, I know about the carmy and the- well, the search crew isn't as terrifying.

ARRGH. I am getting EXTREMELY ANNOYED by Venom and Evergreen. I can't even get all of this (waves hand at the numbers) untangled, and they're making it SO MUCH WORSE with all the sloths they're killing! But every sloth killed is one less sloth that could hurt my friends and girlfriend.

I hate sloths! Even worse, we haven't been able to recapture the two forts they took! Sloths are stupid! And also I'm running low on rice! I HATE SLOTHS!

This is the new mess of numbers.(31910980000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000120000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000900000100007000000000+99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999900000000000+100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000+9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999990000000000000000+100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000099999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999990000+128232193781293713162347621871643761821244614343414069930580311043)x3+1092929393882919191010029292928388283829293900+19827363636273829840+109192929280000+1123739376316528381293771538219381273512837130731+111111111111111111111111111111111111222222222222222222222222222222222222222222333333333333333333333333333333333333333333444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555566666666666666666666666666666666666677777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777788888888888888999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

I'm beginning to hate numbers. Fortunately, we haven't seen any zombie sloths in a while.

Apparently Evergreen can make crazy purple tentacles now? I almost got smacked in the face with one, so that was fun.

I'm beginning to hear a lot more about this car thing now. Still not quite sure what the heck it is. I'm a little worried... But it can't be that bad, right?

WOOHOO! WE WON THE WAR! (With help from the Wings of Fire wiki admins, ofc!) Now I can focus on trying to calculate the casualties... Maybe I can just write it down as "A lot". But WOOHOO NO MORE FIGHTING SLOTHS 24/7!

Journal entries are from the beginning of April to June 9th.